Sweeney Claus at South Boston Lithuanian Citizens Association

Dasher, one of Santa's original nine reindeer comes home from work one night only to find his beloved wife and daughter gone! Yes, GONE! Vanished! In fear that his dear, deer family has been kidnapped by "furrier elves" and skinned, yes, SKINNED only for their pelts, he sets out across the frozen tundra we call "The North Pole", all in a desperate search for his loved ones. Lost in the snow, dazed and confused, he is soon captured, yes, CAPTURED by elfin guards and thrown into an insane asylum where the "screws" immediately have his antlers removed! Now unable to fly and hearing that his family may still be alive somewhere in merry, old New England, he quickly boards a ship bound for the small, seaside town of Scituate, Massachusetts! Once there and bent on revenge, yes, REVENGE, he must disguise himself as a barber in order to carry out his deadly plan! And what IS this deadly plan you ask? To KILL Santa Claus! Yes, KILL!!! AND THAT ALL HAPPENS IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES!