Cooking With the Calamari Sisters at Regent Theatre

Brooklyn-based Calamari "sisters" Delphine and Carmela host a hilarious faux broadcast of their public-access cable cooking show, blending outrageous musical numbers, spicy anecdotes and a dash of audience participation into a delectable comic stew. While they whip up their authentic Italian recipes live on stage, the Calamaris sing, dance and bicker their way into your hearts -- and stomachs -- with renditions of beloved tunes like ""Volare," "Come On-A My House," "Botch-A-Me," "Que Sera Sera," "Mambo Italiano" and more. Don't be surprised if they get a bit naughty as they update their treasured family recipes with saucy secrets and anecdotes that will leave you rolling in the aisles. And who knows? You might even get to sample these two sisters' kitchen creations. Be prepared to eat your heart out and laugh until your sides hurt when they come to the stage of Arlington's Regent Theatre.